Tea Party Member Oath of Personal Secession

STATE OF __________________________, County of _________________________

I, ___________________________________________, do solemnly swear or affirm that I am a member of the Tea Party and hereby hereby personally seceded from the United States of America and as a matter of political principle do hereby affirm the following:

I will not use or contribute to “socialist” programs such as Social Security, Medicare, other medical coverage provided by the U.S. government, take out loans from the U.S. government, use federally funded highways, Amtrak or the postal system.

I will not expect the fire department, the 911 emergency system or any police department to assist me in time of need.

I will not expect the Armed Forces to protect me in time of war.

I will not use government funded libraries, schools or public transportation nor will I use over the air television or radio stations, the Internet or expect federal workers to assist me in any way.

I will not use anything or service that uses federal money, including free wood from national forests, camp grounds, hunting land or fishing resources.

I will not use or consume any medicine, food or water being regulated by any federal program.

Finally, if I am using or benefiting from any federal program or any program that receives federal money in any way, I will immediately stop and return said money to the U.S. Treasury.

I have made or read the contents hereof, and to the best of knowledge and belief, the forgoing statements are true in substance and effect and are made in good faith.

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Tea Party member signature

Subscribed and sworn before me this _________ day of ___________________, 20 _____.

Notary seal

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Notary Public in and for the State of ________________________

My commission expires: _____________________,20 ______.