October 19, 2009

Cluelessness depends on how connected you are to facts and reality and the majority of Republicans are not well connected. Here is why:

The “left” is never right on anything. They are un-American and probably atheists too.

Conservative or Liberal, there is no in between. Choose.... Now!

America is always right ... about everything.

George W. Bush was a great war time leader. He never made a mistake worth remembering.

Opponents are anyone who disagrees with me.

Facts don’t matter, myths and personalities do. That's why Rush and Glenn are heroes and leaders of the party. 'The People” decided.

Flattery is more important than honest dialogue. It's all about me and how we can work to keep things the same.

My God is better that yours.

Women belong in the home raising babies unless the family needs more money, in which case they must work.

God only blesses America. This is where He wants to live forever and ever.

War is a patriotic and to die a great honor. It is also a way for companies to make a lot money so they can hire people like me.

Name calling is a valid debate tactic. It works for Tea-baggers and they have been wildly successful.

There must be a separation between church and state unless it is between MY church and state.

Its your fault, not mine.

White is always right. Other races and cultures don't matter.

Logical and reasoned debate is criticism. You can't change my mind with facts and stuff.

Social Security and Medicare are socialist and wrong but I want mine when I am 65.

Trickle down economics works. That's why rich people got richer and that's good because when they have more money it creates lots of jobs.

There would be fewer poor and hungry people in America if they all went to the local soup kitchens and thrift shops where they belong.

What is good for business is good for America. Jobs, baby!

Ronald Reagan was a political god and won the “Cold War” all by himself.

Change is bad because it never maintains my status quo.