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Ever the Republican Boy Scout

November 2, 2009

On October 26th, Roland Corning a former Republican state legislator and a Deputy Assistant Attorney-General was caught with an 18 year old stripper at a cemetery in his SUV in Columbia, South Carolina.

He tried to flee after he noticed a cop was passing by and appeared curious as to what was going on. After he was stopped, the officer filed his report and a newspaper reported this:

He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Mr Corning said he always kept with him, “just in case”, according to the report.”

http://www.smh.com.au/world/deputy-assistant-attorneygeneral-66-caught-in-car-in-cemetery-with-stripper-18-and-sex-toys-20091029-hli4.html

The fact this happened to yet another Republican is not surprising especially for South Carolina. Look at their governor, Mark Sanford who claimed he was walking the Appalachian Trail this past June but was really with his mistress and "soul mate" in Argentina.

What is great about this story is that Corning said he keeps his sex toys and Viagra with him, “just in case”. Incredible, he must still be a Boy Scout, always prepared for what might happen except for getting fired a couple hours later.

Maybe he could challenge his dismissal because he was on his lunch break and not on government time. He could claim this was a simple lapse of judgment ... it could happen to anyone and he won't do it again. As a plus, he was not charged with a crime …. so he could whine that everyone is just picking on him for being a moral man and a Republican.

References:

http://www.thestate.com/local/story/1002279.html?RSS=local

http://www2.wspa.com/spa/news/state_regional/state_regional_govtpolitics/article/police_former_south_carolina_lawmaker_caught_with_stripper/28809/

http://www2.wspa.com/spa/news/state_regional/state_regional_govtpolitics/article/police_former_south_carolina_lawmaker_caught_with_stripper/28809/

 

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