Dittohead Republicans Bow to Him
March
6, 2009
Rush
Limbaugh is now the new leader of the Republican Party. His big mouth and
ego are so big that he now attacks any Republican who says anything
he doesn't like. For example, Michael Steele the RNC Chair recently
apologized on-air for speaking the truth and Republican senators Santorum
and DeLay are afraid to say anything lest it might offend Him. They are all
ditto-heads, probably mega ditto heads in a true religious sense.
The
Rush must be pleased.
Why is
He their new leader? Simple.... He fills a political and moral vacuum in
Conservatism. There are no more honest and educated Republicans in power so
Rush is all they have and for millions it is 'about time' he has finally
come to save us.
As His
power grows it would be natural to ask, “Am I a Dittohead Republican?” Here
is a simple test to find out. If you agree with more than three of these
statements, you are a believer:
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Soldiers who criticize an Iraq pull out are phony soldiers.
-
Obama is a Halfrican American.
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Blacks on the TV show Survivor are disadvantaged because they
can't swim.
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Obama traveled to Hawaii last fall to keep his birth certificate secret.
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Michael J. Fox is faking it.
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The guards at Abu Ghraib were blowing off a little steam.
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Obama must fail in office.
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Sarah Palin would be a great (and hot) president.
Many
feel your pain because those called to a new religion can be confused about
whether they have offended Him. Relax... there must be no fear just faith
and belief in His every word. But just in case you
have
blasphemed there is a website to pour out your sins and say, “I'm sorry”.
Here is a link to salvation:
http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry
